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THE BAD BUSTERS!!

Goosebumps turn into pure, unadulterated douche chills when we think of all our favorite bad movies. You know what we’re talking about. Those low budget, lazily written, poorly acted piece of trash that somehow or another get greenlit and funded.

 

1.     Teeth

Let me paint for you picture real quick, dawn is an average high school girl young and beautiful and coming to terms with her sexuality she is also the spokesperson for her local Christian abstinence group. Luckily that’s totally cool because spoiler her  vagina has razor sharp teeth. Believe it or not this movie has a solid rotten tomatoes rating of  80 per cent and jess wexiler received the grand jury prize for acting Sundance of her part. 

 Imdb - 5.4/10

                  2.  Deathgasm

Another shockingly high rotten tomatoes [87%] for such an obviously ridiculous movie – its called Deathgasm for crying out loud this cinematic cluster f… is about a group of greasy teenage friends who meet and bond over their mutual love of heavy metal. Its like a b-grade grindhouse type horror movie mixed with solid funny writing and some really really gnarly gore. Who’d thought your grandmother was right all these years?  Heavy meatl music is the devils music.. Thanks Grandma!

 

Imdb – 6.3/10

3.                        3. Sharkando

The infamous Sharknado movie series is available on Netflix right now. For those of you who’ve been living under a cultural rock for the last five years, Sharknado is a story about a shark-filled tornado that wreaks havoc on Los Angeles and everyone in it The dumbest, most absurd plot line we’ve ever seen in a movie (Seriously, how have they made like, five of these things?), combined with equally terrible CGI all over the place, and poor, poor Tara Reid, in what we can only imagine is her career’s final gasping breath, make this movie so absolutely awful that we can’t help but love it. 

               

     Imdb – 3.3/10

 

4.                         4. Bad ass

Frank Vega, a Vietnam veteran and local hero—fanny pack and all—who saves a man from a group of attackers on a city bus. But when Vega’s best friend is murdered and the police show no interest in finding his killer, Vega once again decides to take justice into his own hands. We had super high hopes for this movie when it came out, because with a name like Bad Ass, you better be badass. But, it was more of a gag gift than a serious film. Either way, it’s a definite must-see terrible movie.

Imdb – 5.5/10

 

5.                            5. Hisss

 This one may very well take the cake for “best worst movie we’ve ever seen.” With little recourse outside of “wait and die,” he decides to seek out a male cobra in the hopes claiming its “life force” and living eternally. This, in turn, invokes the wrath of the Cobra Goddess… Or something? We don’t really know. There’re women bleeding out in the movie trailer, and then that guy from Jurassic World shows up (Irrfan Khan), and there’s some really excellent/terrible CGI work to create a scary-looking snake human… It’s just like, it’s one of those over-the-top Bollywood films, where you know things are so absurd and ridiculous, but with exceptional snake body make up. Plus, you know, it’s “Hisss” with three whole s’s, just so you missed the snake onomatopoeia.

              Imdb – 2.9/10

6.                            6. Aap mujhai ache lagne lage [ 2002 ]

We’re sure we all agree that life is filled with highs and lows. But Hrithik Roshan’s low came immediately after his highly successful debut in Kahi Naa…Pyaar Hai. The film, packed with awful performances, a list led by Ameesha Patel does very little to win over the audience as they go through the mind-numbing plot, we’re sure no one is proud of.

Imdb – 3.1/10

 

7.                          7.  Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag [ 2007 ]

 No list of worst film plots is complete without this classic. This film, if nothing else, is a great example of how not to make a film. Some of the industry’s best known and celebrated talents come together to put together a film reel to teach aspiring actors how not to act. Enough has been said about it before, so we’ll refrain from throwing more mud on it. If you’re one of the few who has actually watched it, you have our sympathy.

Imdb – 1.6/10

 

8.                         8.  Love story 2050

If this is what the future is going to be like, we really hope we don’t get there. Forget the plot, nothing works for this film. Right from Priyanka Chopra’s tacky red hair to the hideous pink teddy bear on her back, from Boman Irani’s wannabe Einstein performance to the cheesily designed futuristic sets – this film is not something that should be passed on to the nextgeneration.

Imdb – 2.6/10